Enlisting some help for my NaNo

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I know everybody's probably busy with last-minute plotting, but if you could make some suggestions here, I'd appreciate it.

My NaNo is essentially a parody of the Power Rangers. The only problem is, I have no name for the heroes or their Zords. (I considered calling them weapons of mass destruction, but it seems the title has been taken already.)

I basically want something grandiose and ridiculous for the heroes, and for once in my life, I can't think of anything suitably absurd. Please help!