Quote help

[eve-from-oz.livejournal.com]

I'm stuck at work, plot bunnies are biting, and Google is not my friend so I'm appealing to the collective wisdom.

I need a quote - possibly to use part thereof as a chapter or story title, mainly because the inspiration demands it - that represents/describes/something like that an unlikely couple, like the two people in the world *least* likely to get together (which probably makes it cliched that they do but nevermind that now, December is for editing right?).

I'll take anything you've got, actual quotes, websites of quotes, anything at all because this stupid little thing is blocking my inspiration and that drives me crazy (ier) very quickly ^^

Thanks in advance,

Eve.

PS: already tried writing [insert nifty quote here], the Muses would not allow it