EotD - 17th September - Catnip

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Exercise of the Day - Where you time yourself to write for 5 minutes about the topic of the day. And today's topic is Catnip. Feel free to post it in your journal and then comment with a link to the entry or just type it out here. =)

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Catnip
From NaNoWriMo- Exercise of the Day - Where you time yourself to write for 5 minutes about the topic of the day. And today's topic is Catnip. Feel free to post it in your journal and then comment with a link to the entry or just type it out here. =)


Catnip
Max Nelson

“It’s catnip. All cats like catnip, right?”
“Dude, you are so stupid.”
“What? If I was a fucking cat, I’d be snorting this shit like crazy. Why wouldn’t he like some catnip?”
“But you’re not a fucking cat, dude, and the tiger is huge.”
“So?”
“So it would take a lot more than that little baggie of catnip to make a dent in that full grown tiger in the garage.”
“It’s all they had at the store!”
“Dude, you are such an idiot. Why in God’s name you’d think it was a good idea to bust a tiger out of the zoo to keep as a pet and then get a tiny baggie of catnip for it, I’ll never know.”
“I was stoned, okay?”
“I’ll say you were. And I must have been to help you.”
“Well, I thought it was a nice idea. I’m just trying to mellow the cat out, you know? The neighbors are getting suspicious. What, with the roaring and shit.”
“You’re just paranoid cause you’re high.”
“Am not! Well, yeah, okay, but I’m not being paranoid! They keep coming over looking for their damn dog.”